Episode 324: Yankees Offense is Maybe Worse Than Ever - Easter/Passover/Ramadan Ruined
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees scored runs in three innings combined all series vs Baltimore has they drop 2 of 3. It’s bad. The worst team OPS thru 10 games in 30 years. Joey Gallo and Gleyber have no idea what to do. Friday may have been the most unwatchable game in history. There were bright spots. Jose Trevino needs to play more. Nestor Cortes Jr. is a marvel. Michael King is lockdown. We break it all down and reveal the 2nd edition of ‘Earning Your Pinstripes’. Outro song: "Stare - Instrumental" (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the evening is a tight again. |
| 0:35.0 | Get a cheater at this final game with a walk off single. |
| 0:40.0 | Get a cheater with fantasy because reality did you have any depth? |
| 0:47.0 | There's a fly ball, he's the left, it's on his way. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, and the Yankees are going to the world through it. |
| 0:54.0 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.0 | It is Glaver Day, and he is the Glaver of the Month. |
| 1:06.0 | The throw game over Yankees win. |
| 1:10.0 | So Yankees win. |
| 1:23.0 | Oh, what's up, what's happening? |
| 1:25.0 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch. |
| 1:27.0 | This is anybody bar still sports, I'm your host Hubs. |
| 1:29.0 | And this is our laptop, Tommy Spokes, Tommy Spokes, Tommy Spirelli, Marty, Moosh, TGN, the ones and twos. |
| 1:33.0 | If you celebrate each star, pass over, Ramadan, or you're just an atheist or whatever, |
| 1:41.0 | it was all ruined today by the Yankees offense. |
| 1:44.0 | The Yankees this series against the Baltimore Orioles at three innings with a scored runs of the three games. |
| 1:52.0 | Three innings. |
| 1:54.0 | I think there were what, 29 total innings. |
| 1:57.0 | They didn't score in 26 of them. |
| 2:00.0 | That's what's going on. |
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