Episode 326: Fun And Chaos - Yankees Sweep The Guardians, Fans Wage War Against Cleveland, Marty Almost Gets An Entire Airport Shutdown
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2022
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees had themselves a great weekend sweeping the Guardians and getting an ace-like start from Gerrit Cole. DJ continues to remind us how hurt he was last year by hitting everything in sight. Fans in the outfield caused chaos after Gleyber’s walkoff on Saturday by throwing trash on the field at the Cleveland players. IKF might actually be just what this team needed. Amazon Prime games stink. Chad Green has to stop getting put in high leverage spot. Michael King is absurdly good. Nestor is the best and has gained super powers. We break out the 3rd edition of ‘Earning Your Pinstripes’ where Marty reveals he almost got arrested for suspected terrorism. All that and more on today’s show. Outro song: Tropicana A (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the evening is a tight again. |
| 0:35.0 | Get a cheater at this final game with a walk off single. |
| 0:40.0 | Get a cheater with fantasy because reality did you have any depth? |
| 0:47.0 | There's a fly ball, he's the left, it's on his way. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, and the Yankees are going to the world through it. |
| 0:54.0 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.0 | It is Glaver Day, and he is the Glaver of the Month. |
| 1:06.0 | The throw game over Yankees win. |
| 1:10.0 | So Yankees win. |
| 1:24.0 | What's up, what's happened? |
| 1:25.0 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barsal Sports. |
| 1:28.0 | I'm your host Alps on the other side of laptop. |
| 1:31.0 | Oh, you're in the United States. |
| 1:32.0 | I was thinking if we were intercontinental, you were already much from Florida. |
| 1:38.0 | Tommy from his apartment, TJ is home in New Jersey. |
| 1:42.0 | Welcome. |
| 1:45.0 | To get to this point, at 10 and 6, it wasn't easy. |
| 1:50.0 | We've been frustrated noticeably and understandably because you lose a series of |
| 1:55.0 | Baltimore else that warrants frustration, no question about it. |
| 1:59.0 | The offense has struggled at times. |
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