Episode 323: The Yankees Need To Start Walking Vladdy Guerrero Jr.
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Vladdy Guerrero Jr. strolled into Yankee Stadium Wednesday night and blasted not one, not two, but THREE bombs into the night. Stop pitching to this man. Gerrit Cole was better than his Opening Day start, but still not ace-like against this Jays lineup. The Yankees fought back, but Stanton’s fly ball just missed being a homer. We listen to John Sterling’s whiff of a call and have our hearts sink more. We praise our God Nestor Cortes Jr. for being awesome. Hubbs addresses Aaron Hicks productive few games. We reflect back on how cool flip-up sunglasses were growing up as kids and how they just made you play better. Clayton Kershaw was pulled from his perfect game after 7 innings with only 80 pitches thrown and it’s an embarrassment to the sport. Hubbs’ girlfriend may be a jinx at Yankee games and TJ was left off Dave’s hate list. All that and more in today’s show. To learn about Policy Genius, visit policygenius.com Outro song: "Underground Race" (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the world, the Yankees are hiding again. |
| 0:35.0 | Garen Geter and his final game with a walk-off signal. |
| 0:40.0 | Garen Geter, we're fantasy because reality did you have any depth? |
| 0:47.0 | There are five ball-tees to left. It's on its way. There it goes. |
| 0:50.0 | And the Yankees are going to the world soon. |
| 0:53.0 | All right, here comes the chance. It is Glaver there. |
| 1:02.0 | And he is a Glaver of a month. |
| 1:07.0 | Full game over, Yankees win. |
| 1:10.0 | So Yankees win. |
| 1:16.0 | Oh, what's up? What's happening? Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Varsal Sports. |
| 1:23.0 | I'm your host, Hubs. On the other side of the laptop, Tommy smokes Tom Spirley, Marty Marsh, Noah on the ones and twos. |
| 1:30.0 | What? What do you just, you start this show and I join the Zoom and like Tommy's doing this little extrusting. |
| 1:36.0 | Well, don't say it yet. I just want to make it known that this is, I'm too fatil. |
| 1:43.0 | I'm the best friend. I'm the nicest slash best friend of the short porch on this show. |
| 1:49.0 | And I think I am. Tommy, you should agree with that. |
| 1:52.0 | Yeah, Hubs, if case you were wondering, my surgery went well today. |
| 1:55.0 | I powered through Marty sent me a nice, a personal tax message before. |
| 2:00.0 | Let me know how you're going, pal. Married about you. |
| 2:04.0 | Nothing's radio silence from Hubs. Radio silence. He went, Tommy, he went to the game. |
| 2:09.0 | Had a good time. |
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