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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 324: Bad Breath Spiderman

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Animals…they’re basically humans with smaller brains. But what if we could make their braings bigger, so we could kiss on them. And help them watch TV. Well, that’s one problem our nation’s beloved psychics and button-builders have been working on for many years. And if this episode is any indication, they may be getting very close! To stealing your money! On this week’s show we’re comforting sad lizards, buying into a cell phone technology even more embarrassing than the dreaded green bubble, and of course giving ourselves over to the incredible advances of AI Reddit-Scrapers. Finally…a worse podcast than YKS! Just joking around, I think we do a decent job here. Listen now and tell me if I’m wrong!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. 

A chill is in the air…It must be a sign…that you should subscribe to YKS Premium today! Miketober has begun and it’s going horrifically so far! Which, in this case, is good! Last week the great Howell Dawdy returned for a review of another of Howell’s Howlers: The Pit! And this week, author/illustrator Mattie Lubchansky joins the show to talk about their awesome book Boys Weekend and the film Amityville 3-D! I’ve got flies in my mouth just thinking about it!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, I'm still doing this stuff.

0:11.6

They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk.

0:17.4

Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.

0:19.4

Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.

0:22.4

Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.

0:27.0

We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.

0:31.4

Hey, Mike and Jay, I just got a host. I see a little legacy that only has a CD player.

0:37.0

So I was wondering what your favorite CDs were. I'm looking for new stuff for us to do.

0:42.2

Bye.

0:43.8

Everybody walk on a YKS Mike, what did you use to slide into your CD changer when you were bumping some tunes?

0:50.4

My man.

0:52.6

Well, it used to be our Kelly's greatest hits, but I cannot listen to him anymore.

0:56.2

JF CD got too scratched scratched up. I dropped it and it got scratched up.

1:03.0

I don't know about the it's been a while on CDs.

1:06.8

It's been a while. Is that what you're listening to? That's what it was.

1:10.2

Been a while. Come on now.

1:12.2

I saw you. What's he up to? No, I know. I know what he's up to.

1:20.0

Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys like that? Did you guys like that song?

1:26.4

I think at the time, it was like the precipice of like, and that's like a good acoustic song,

1:32.2

but at the same time, I was like, hmm, kind of let's just go wide into that or whatever.

1:40.8

You wanted to wait. You waited to get into the real whining music until you were in your mid to late 30s.

1:45.6

That's when you know now you're the guys wanting you go. Oh, what is he up?

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