Episode 325: The Man Who Kissed The TV

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

Alright folks it’s time to updoot the show. So just take that little mouse clicker and hover it over the, uh, show. Then it’s simply time to press the mouse clicker downwards, locking in the updoot and signaling to the rest of the people looking at the show that you have decided it is updootable! And from there, all you need to do is to continue doing that forever and ever until the internet is good. Thank you for your time and doots!

On today’s show we got a very interesting question about ice cream and doodoo, a terrifying trip through r/TwoSentenceHorror, and, of course, DB’s patented “Wild Mike Challenge”. Plus, we got memes for Christians, a fucking cup for fussy little weenies, more AI stuff that sucks, and ORGIES with your FRIENDS! How crazy is that?! Enough to keep a person of average intelligence entertained for about 90 minutes? God I hope so. My life depends on it! Oh wow it's a lot longer than that. Is that good?

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0:00.0	Looking for a wholesome convenient meals for this jam-packed fall season?
0:04.0	Mike? Yes, yes, yes.
0:06.0	Great answer, Mike. Get Factor, why don't you?
0:09.0	America's number one, ready to eat meal kit, and get eating well off your to do list in just
0:15.8	two minutes. Get 50% off factor with code YKS 50 at Meals.com.
0:23.4	slash YKS 50.
0:25.0	That's Factor Meals.
0:26.0	dot com slash YKS 50 with the same code YKS 50
0:30.5	for 50% off your jam-packed holiday season, fall season meals with factor.
0:35.0	Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, that's right, they're still making your Kickstarter sucks.
0:48.0	Yeah, Mike and Che, after still doing this stuff, they've been going for six years and haven't given it up so somehow
0:54.2	here's another six-pack of this type of junk yeah that's right we're still
0:57.6	doing these Kickstarter sucks yeah that's right we're still doing these
1:01.2	knock-control yeah Mike and jay-F haven't given this We're still doing these. We're still doing these. We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
1:05.0	Yeah, that's right.
1:06.0	You're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
1:10.0	Hey guys, we're creeping up on fall, my favorite time of the year.
1:15.0	I'm looking to some old episodes and was wondering if maybe Mike could do good on his promise to tell us a real scary story from his past.
1:25.0	So, we would love to get in the false spirit and get spooked by all you guys.
1:32.0	Love the show, love you guys. Take care of yourselves.
1:34.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS, J.F and Mike here. Mike, I...
1:40.0	Little Birdie told me, you maybe had a scary story you wanted to.
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