Episode 323: The Nasty Minute

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Quick! You’ve got 60 seconds! TO LAUGH! Well we oughta have you covered on this week’s episode which, although I’ve not seen the final runtime just yet, I would have to imagine is north of 1 minute long and ought to contain at least 1 giggle-worthy joke.

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, I'm still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk.
0:17.4	Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.4	Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:32.4	Hey guys, so I was heading out to my car this morning to go get a donut from the grocery store and I got up the front door and saw that my car had been stolen sometimes during the night, which was a huge mess.
0:47.4	Stuff's really bad and obviously still haven't gotten it back, but I was trying to lift my spirit after that.
0:55.4	So I pulled out the most recent episode and the first like eight minutes, I think you guys talked about like sucking and fucking each other and then damn shitting his pants and something about throwing up.
1:07.0	So thanks for that. Really helped love you guys. Bye.
1:12.4	Hey, everybody, welcome to YKS. I'm Jeff and this is Mike Mike. Hello. Hey, go here. Let me suck on that thing.
1:20.4	No, come on. We were just talking about this. Before we got started the show, we were just talking about how I'm totally unsuckable and you guys all agreed.
1:27.4	Yeah, you we were saying that you have like a unsuckable vibe to you.
1:34.4	It's giving unsuckable. Yeah, that's what you were saying right before we got started. This is going to put me in a sour mood for the whole episode.
1:42.4	I was more suckable. No, sorry if something bad just happened to you and you turn on this particular episode of the podcast to feel better.
1:49.4	We're going to be moving on from this. We're not going to be doing anything weird or just say anything nasty after.
1:54.4	I don't know. Give us another minute and then we'll get out of this, right? So let's get let's do the next.
1:59.4	Yeah, okay. All right, let's start 60 seconds. Nasty stuff. Just whatever's on your mind.
2:04.4	Oh, I got to prove a big shit like just. Yeah, I'm crazy.
2:08.4	Oh, I'm freaking crazy. I'm freaking crazy. Fuck. I feel good.
2:13.4	We still got 40 seconds. So anything else that comes to mind.
2:17.4	You ever you ever step on a dog poop? You ever step on a dog poop and it's worse out both sides of your shoe. I haven't.
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