Episode 318: Phone a Jew

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Right-Wing Outlet: Donald Trump May Be A Messiah Bryan Fischer Says 'There's No Question' That Hillary Clinton 'Has Opened Her Life Up To Demonic Influence' God Tells Jim Bakker Not To Believe The Polls Showing Trump Losing Trump To Attend Ohio Pastors' Meeting Hosted By Tsunami-Stopping Prophet Bryan Fischer Decries Name-Calling, One Day After Calling LGBT Activists 'Bigots' And 'Haters' Joseph Farah: Hillary Clinton's Election Will Lead To God's Judgment On America

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, You Fucking Rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:16.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Recording Live from glory-hole studios in Chicago.
0:45.0	This is Cognitive Disnance.
0:48.0	If we re-episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism
0:53.0	and irreverence to any topic that makes it big or makes us mad.
0:59.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is.
1:03.0	No, welcome back. This is episode 318 of Cognitive Disnance.
1:09.0	Are you going to re-form at those links that I just dropped on there?
1:12.0	No, absolutely not.
1:14.0	I got a call, Megan? Who's going to do this work?
1:18.0	Not me.
1:19.0	I'm not doing it obviously.
1:21.0	No, I mean, you wouldn't even do it right the first time.
1:24.0	No, we have somebody else to clean up after my messes.
1:28.0	I basically make a fucking bam-bam in my diaper.
1:31.0	Somebody comes along.
1:33.0	It's like, no matter where you're at, you either need to get cleaned up.
1:37.0	Yep.
1:38.0	You either need to get put away, or you left the pile of sands somewhere.
1:43.0	Or I've broken something important.
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