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Recording live from Glory Hall Studios in Chicago. This is Cognitive Dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way. We've been critical thinking skepticism and irreverence.

To any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical.

It's political and Cecil is distracting me with lesbian cowgirls.

Is there any other kind of lesbian?

Oh, she's a little tomboyish. She's a lesbian. That's their thing.

That's not actually.

This is 37.

It is episode 317. This is a very interesting special fun, ridiculous show.

We're doing the vulgarity for charity later on with the guys from, well, let me think atheistically.

No, that's not it. It's somebody who has like three shows.

It's not. That's obvious.

It would be Heath, Noah, and Eli from the Skating Atheist, from Gam got awful movies,

and occasionally from Skepticrat when they get around to it.

They're the same incredulous productions.

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