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319 of Cognitive Disnance.

And we are joined in this episode by Chris Matheson.

Chris, thank you so much for being on the show.

It's a pleasure to be here.

Chris, you've been on the show once before and you decided to hore yourself out to us yet again to pimple your new book.

It shows it's like no self-respect at all.

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So Chris, before we jump into an article, we wanted to talk to you about, we wanted to talk a little bit about your book, your book just re-released as a paperback of the story of God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So are you going on any book tours or?

I'm not really going on any book tours because I don't really want, you know, people like yelling at me or berating me.

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