Episode 316: José Can You Sí...

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2016

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Phil Robertson Offers To Baptize Trump On TV So 'We Would Know We Have God On Our Side' Louie Gohmert: I Was Right That Hate Crimes Law Would Be 'Used Against Christians' (He Wasn't) Donald Trump Imagines An America Where Everyone Lives 'Under One God' KY Gov. Matt Bevin: Election Of Hillary Clinton May Call For Shedding Blood Of 'Tyrants' And 'Patriots' Steve Quayle: Louisiana Flooding Was The Work Of 'A Weather Weapon' Rick Joyner: 'There Is Much More Freedom Of Religion In Russia Than There Is In America' Trump: Scalia Will Be 'The Ultimate Example' Of My Supreme Court Picks

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:16.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Recording live from glory-hole studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Disnance.
0:48.0	Every episode re-blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking to skip this
0:53.0	is a man-de-reference to any topic that makes the news, makes it big, or makes us mad.
0:59.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome mad.
1:05.0	This is episode 316 in Cecil.
1:08.0	This is a big deal.
1:10.0	Big deal?
1:11.0	We hired someone, we have an actual genuine American employee who I welcomed to the glory hole,
1:20.0	and it wasn't sexual harassment this time.
1:24.0	Great, that's good.
1:30.0	This will be for the stenographer who's listening to this right now.
1:34.0	In court, hello stenographer.
1:37.0	Sir, would you were welcoming your employee to the glory hole?
1:42.0	That was a professional welcome. That's what that was.
1:45.0	It was a professional, it's a professional glory hole.
1:48.0	Let the record stay.
1:51.0	That I have asked for my lawyer and for us.
1:56.0	This man does not represent me.
2:01.0	No, absolutely, we hired someone.
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