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🗓️ 7 August 2023
⏱️ 129 minutes
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Would you like to play a game? As kids, we sure did! But you’ll be surprised to learn that Mike and I grew up a little bit differently. Smirk. I’m so inexperienced in classic gaming I thought Escape From Monkey Island was a Jane Goodall biopic. But I digress. On today’s show, Producer Dan poops in a Gatorade bottle (just seeing if he reads these), we confirm the existence of a freaky mail carrier, and we move to Ireland to avoid income tax. Plus, we’re keeping our Altoids safe on the beach (coulda used that last month!), we’re picking up puke, and we’re finally revisiting the amazing world of South Park. I wonder what they’d say if they were still producing episodes today! Ah! Probably something like “My pronouns are Cartman.” I have now been hired for the show. Enjoy.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
Well, folks, we had one hell of a month on YKS Premium. We were joined by Stuart and Dan from The Flophouse, Will Menaker, Charles, Alex, and Andrew from E1, and Zach Cherry for a month of roughly beach-adjacent films and some very roughly recorded parody songs. And this month presents a brand new challenge: how to STOP talking about the beach! Wish us some good luck and nab the archive of hundreds of similarly themed episodes at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks.
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0:00.0 | Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, I'm still doing this stuff. |
0:11.6 | They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk. |
0:17.4 | Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. |
0:19.4 | Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. |
0:22.4 | Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right. |
0:27.0 | We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks. |
0:31.9 | So you'll remember the song you did for the six packs, like, oh, six pack time. |
0:39.8 | Then at the end, Jay, it's like, okay. So anyway, I was like, what the heck does this remind you of? |
0:48.2 | It reminded me of something I just couldn't put my finger on it. |
0:51.8 | You don't know Jack, the video game. I remember that that was probably my favorite computer game growing up. |
1:01.8 | What was your guys favorite computer game? Anything neat on your guys as a brain or were you just some mind sleeper guys? |
1:10.8 | All right. Well, love the show. Love you guys. Have a great one. |
1:15.8 | Everybody welcome to my kiss. Mike, I think this episode is going to be a lot like that voicemail. |
1:21.8 | We're going to start out really high energy. Okay. Yeah. |
1:24.8 | We're going to introduce a couple of concepts. Okay. We're not really sure how they all tie together. |
1:28.8 | We'll try it off. We'll stay it off. |
1:30.8 | By the end of it, we will definitely be tired of our own bit. So look forward to that happening. |
1:37.8 | Hearing that in first of all, it's a great voicemail and I do want to engage with the substance of it. |
1:42.8 | But it was extremely funny to hear the call or go. |
1:47.8 | No, they haven't quite gotten there yet. Okay. You still got like 15 seconds on this one. So good. |
1:55.8 | So good. Hey, everybody. Welcome to show. JF here, Mike. What's going on over there? I buddy. |
2:01.8 | What's up, big dog? You're stretching. Get in here. Yeah. I like to get you in a headlock and just fucking. |
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