Episode 316: A55-MAN

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

YKS 3:16 says I just downloaded your ass! I forgot to say that in the episode so putting it here will poopsimply have to do. On today’s show, we’re joining Club Cool with Jukebox Ron and sending a tribute to J. Lo. Plus we got a coffee product that somehow is not intended for everyone on Earth to drink, a probably-illegal brain scam, some guys who would fall for a brain scam, a Christian TV show so bad I don’t think even Christians would watch it, and more. It is at this point that I catch a couple of seltzer cans out of the air, crack them open, pour them all over my head, and kick Producer Dan right in the belly. I have won the title, and am the Big Champion of Whatever. A crazed fan slides into the studio and attempts to remove my jean shorts before being tackled by DB in a clown suit. It’s just another day taping YKS.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay have
0:10.1	been still doing this stuff. They've been going for six years and haven't given it up.
0:14.5	So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk. Yeah, that's right. We're still
0:18.5	doing these Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these. Yeah, Mike and
0:24.1	Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right. Still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:30.0	Hey, Mike and Jay, I'm just on my way to work and I was behind the car that I had a license
0:37.8	plate that YKFACE was on the YKFACE 347 or something like that. But I was like, my
0:50.5	person was like, whoa, is that almost YKS? And then I realized it wasn't. I guess it's kind
0:57.4	of nothing. But anyway, what would your guys is? What would your vanity plates be?
1:04.9	Guys, have them. Okay, I love you. Bye.
1:08.8	Hey, everybody. Welcome to YKS, Mike. I know you're not a vain guy, but I bet you would have
1:14.8	something pretty cool on the back of your ride. Yeah, something like a stretch off real quick.
1:21.9	Can you say it? Since I say, since I say Mike to you when I start talking, can you say,
1:25.9	yeah, JF, like just to get it started because I don't like doing the thing where I say, I'm JF
1:30.3	and that's Mike. But if I say, Mike, what's going on? You say not much, JF, like give me something
1:35.6	like that. So we like established our identities early in the show. Okay, I can do that. Anyway,
1:42.8	yeah, I would put something kind of cool on there. Like mom of three or something like that.
1:50.2	Showing my personality off like. Oh, yeah. Something like that. You could do, have you ever
1:57.1	thought about doing like a mix and match where you get like the, you get the pro life vanity plate.
2:02.6	But then you the vanity that letters itself is like gone or something. Just kill them all. Yeah,
2:09.4	yes, that's something. It can be kind of funny. Like, because I don't know if they would be able,
2:13.5	I don't know if they would put it together because I wonder what the, because the DMV is the one,
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