Episode 314: A Family Affair

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Show starts talking about a big star appearing at the La Jolla Comedy Store! We have it on good authority that the shows were hilarious and heroic. There's some quick Pazuzu wrap-up talk because O'Neill finished the doc, "The Stranger You Know" on Hulu. Then, it's a Dassey family BOMBSHELL! It's a piece of information that has somehow evaded us for all these years. The Dassey/Avery family tree is more intertwined than you think! After that, it's on to another legednary family: the Bounty Hunters, as in the Dog the Bounty Hunters. There's a controversy in the family (shocker!), and the Dog is on the defensive. Hear his intelligent takes. And also, keep in mind he's 33 1/3 Apache when you listen. That really comes into play here. The hits keep on coming on this episode because we then move on to world renowned scumbag, Steven Seagal. Hear why he's in hot water once again. We end with a BANG when we discuss a must hear update on a topic we covered a while back. This episode will blow your socks clean off so please consider listening in flip flops.

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0:00.0	Yeah fire up the engines
0:30.0	Oh
0:42.0	I hope you brought your knife
0:46.0	Can't some mountain lion fight for your life
0:50.0	Don't give your thing yes in that fool
0:55.0	Unless you want it school
1:00.0	Baby
1:02.0	Oh
1:28.0	Now it's time for the initial meal
1:33.0	Tell me about riding those horses
1:38.0	He's a horse sir I've been taking the horse dewormer and I'm feeling just as a vitamin you and you and Joe
1:46.0	Yeah, I just wanted to see what it's about I've been doing it to get high a little bit and so far so good
1:53.0	But having some seizures a little but what why it's pretty good pretty good stuff who's who decided to try a horse dewormer
2:01.5	Where do you get where do you get it you go to the vet you go to the vet you're like give me some of that horse I do they use that at all for humans
2:08.5	I don't know anything about it. I don't think it's supposed to be used for humans now. Oh, they say actually do not use it
2:15.5	I read my lead some horse lust
2:19.5	It could when she get that horse medication your body
2:23.5	These horses know that you're dewormed and they're ready to fuck they may fuck you or you may want to fuck that
2:29.5	It's true which hard to say pick your place
2:32.7	Imagine if that's what if that was a side effect like you may look it's fucking you may look at horses sexually from the first time in your life
2:40.5	Or maybe not may the first time in your life who knows David Goggins is taking a second you gotta go out you gotta fuck those horses
2:47.5	You don't treat you get COVID you don't even treat it your body
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