Episode 315: Cox 'n Balls
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2021
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
We start off talking about the upcoming fight between Vitor Belfort and Evander Holyfield (this was recorded before the fight took place). We talk about the new genre of freak show boxing and what a circus this particular card is. Then, it's on to a MAJOR controversy that no one has the guts to talk about: actors wearing fat suits. It's time to put a stop to this! After that, it's off to Fresno, where a dude got a DWJ (listen to find out what that stands for). After that, we head to Utah, where an angry citizen thinks a government official should change his last name because it's profane.
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| 1:30.0 | can veto or bell for a Vanderholy field boxing match. |
| 1:33.6 | Did you see? |
| 1:34.4 | If they open workout? |
| 1:35.4 | If anyone knows, I did not see it, |
| 1:37.4 | but if anyone knows, Vanderholy field, |
| 1:40.2 | prime of his career. |
| 1:41.6 | 58 years young. |
| 1:43.3 | He's probably got terrible CTE, |
| 1:46.8 | but I think he's ready. |
| 1:48.1 | I think it's gonna be a good fight. |
| 1:49.2 | I mean, he's been mumbling for like 20 years almost. |
| 1:53.0 | This is what happens. |
| 1:54.2 | Somebody had to cancel, and so they had to. |
| 1:56.0 | De La Jolla, God, COVID, and. |
| 1:58.8 | Speaking of not in their prime, |
| 2:00.0 | but at least he's a, you know, the younger. |
| 2:01.6 | At least he's like 48. |
| 2:03.2 | What is these weird? |
| 2:05.0 | I mean, I think the Paul brothers have shown |
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