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Slop Quest

Episode 313: Dinky Pool Boy

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

BIG NEWS! O'Neill starts us off with a bombshell: he had his first mountain lion sighting. He's getting closer to P-22. Slow and steady. To promote Eleanor Kerrigan's new album, "Lady Like", we review the track titles from it. Next, we discuss how a reality show powerhouse of a man destroys DeWitt in a squat competition. Spoiler alert: there's a special call from DeWitt later in the episode to discuss this, and he puts us in our place with some sage wisdom. Then, it's a first on the show: a drive-by hawking! Some dude in what is believed to be the UK filmed himself throwing a hawk out of a car to hunt and kill other birds. Is this cool? Lazy hunting? Hear our discussion on this important matter that is taking over the headlines in 2021. Then, we talk about what one of the Kardashian/Jenners gave her daughter for her birthday. It's a strange present. One that most of us got to experience for free (unfortunately). That leads to a discussion about celebrity spending habits and excess. After that, we talk about the man who was the baby on the cover of Nirvana's "Nevermind" album. It turns out, he didn't like being out there for the world to see and is now suing the band for damages. Danish talks about a documentary series he just watched on Hulu called "The Devil You Know". During that segment, we get a call from DeWitt to ask about his squatting prowess (remember that from the beginning - are you even still paying attention?). We finish by talking about Only Fans reversing their decision about banning adult content and we review a top ten list of the highest earners on the site.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Fire up the engines!

0:30.0

They call me the day now.

0:34.0

Daydish and no kneel.

0:40.0

Daydish and no kneel.

1:10.0

Well, I'm sorry to hear that, because now I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.

1:21.0

Wow.

1:22.0

Sorry to hear that real romantic intro version.

1:27.0

Yeah.

1:28.0

It's been a while.

1:29.0

It's Beardow.

1:30.0

For the lovers out there.

1:31.0

The great Beardow.

1:32.0

We're back.

1:33.0

Go fuck your mother.

1:34.0

Yeah.

1:35.0

Exactly.

1:36.0

I just got back from Big Bear and I had my first mountain lion sighting.

1:40.0

Oh, shit.

1:41.0

Here's the twist.

1:43.0

The mountain lion was dead on the side of the road.

1:46.0

It still counts.

1:47.0

Does it?

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