Episode 312: Horse House

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

The show kicks off with some light Stevie Seagal bashing but quickly turns into the topic of making California king bunk beds. After that, we transition into talking about how delusional and desperate Conor McGregor has become, and we highlight some of his latest antics. We also talk about how many different groups of brothers that have become pro fighters and talk about what a big draw it would be if they fought. Then, we discuss a Christian woman who has found the ultimate niche, a religious Only Fans account. Hear all about her holy rollin' approach to being scantily clad. After that, we highlight friend of the show, Brandon Schaub's whiskey. Since he's a comic we respect and look up to, that leads us into talking about how Damon Wayans wants to go up against Dave Chappelle in a Verzuz battle. That gets our wheels turning, and we talk about different comedic match-ups and the overall Verzuz show. We stay in the comedy world and talk about a clip someone sent us of Big Earl saying we used to make comedians cry. We debunk that myth! We also discuss the ceremony that we recently held for Brody Stevens and had some ideas that could spice up tributes to him. Then, there's a complete left turn! A listener sent in an email talking about how a friend had inside knowledge about a story we recently discussed. What is it? Listen to find out. After that, we talk about a horse thief! Hear this unbelievable tale of tom foolery and stupidity. We also detail a video where a man feeds a ton of wild raccoons, and O'Neill tells of the dangers of this sort of behavior. Speaking of dangers, Danish describes a brief snippet he saw on a true crime show that talked about Jeffrey Dahmer. There's some brief true crime podcast talk as well. Then, it's a hot couple, who lives like they're stuck in the 1930's! Who wouldn't want to do that? This show has a little something for everyone so share it with your friends, colleagues, and loved ones.

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0:00.0	Okay, yeah, go ahead. Let's do it
1:00.0	I think, you know, I was looking at an actor. Yeah, I used to tell the guys they said, well,
1:20.8	kill me, come as hard as we can. I'd say, yeah, you go as hard as you can, but keep in mind
1:24.4	the harder you come, the harder he's coming back. Yeah, we always got to remember when you're in
1:30.0	a threesome. Yeah, make sure you come or he's coming back. You're raising the bar, the coming
1:36.5	bar. You got to, I mean, yeah, you can come as hard as you want, but you got to keep that in mind.
1:42.1	I'm looking at an actor. God, dude, what a fucking. It's never ceases of amazing when I haven't
1:48.6	heard that clip in a while. What the fuck is going on in his mind? An actor. I think he's such a
1:56.0	bullshitter that he, the wheels are spinning. So he sometimes has to delay and he's like, he's
2:01.9	thinking of what the more lies and pathological liar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he tells some lies. I heard
2:08.8	he says he weighs 200 flat. Dude, I already weighed 155. I could easily cut to 155. I could
2:16.8	have mad. I said, go within the UFC. I would be curious if you said asked even so, go, how much do
2:21.7	you weigh what his answer would be? What do you say? What do you not? I do not answer that question.
2:27.1	Like, in an interview or just one-on-one, you're sitting down with him. Interview, interview he would
2:34.0	get mad. I think the same way. I answered that. If you go, you had that you have to tell me the truth,
2:38.1	how much you weigh? I think you'd say, I weigh 206 pounds. I doubt he weighs himself now.
2:47.0	How tall do you think he says he is? I bet he says he's six foot seven. He's six four. I think he's
2:53.2	six four. So it's now with all the fat kind of bringing him down. He's probably six, three, he's five,
2:58.4	ten. I think he probably like, I was, he annexed the Hulk Hogan and I was a little taller than him.
3:04.5	I wonder if he's that cold, but it seems like if he would get it. Actually, that would be dead.
3:09.2	That's true. I was just thinking if he did get it, it'd be bad news. I think he's living in a
3:14.1	fucking bubble. Maybe Putin gave that good Russian vaccine. They put him in him. They sleep in
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