Episode 312: Faith Hall of Fame

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Theodore Shoebat: Hillary Clinton Is A Devil Worshipper Who Must Be Put To Death David Barton: Christians Who Refuse To Vote For Donald Trump Will Have To Answer To God Lance Wallnau: Trump's Wall 'Isn't About Mexico,' It's About Biblical Prophecy Bill O'Reilly to Donald Trump on Chicago Cops: "You can't beat people up!" Tickets for Lagunitas Ethical Drinking EventL http://ethicalhumanistsociety.org/lagunitas/#tickets Job Description: http://dissonancepod.com/?page_id=1779 Opening Arguments Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/opening-arguments/id1147092464

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock.
0:06.0	Tom, Cecil, this is Jesus. I'm back. Come on, pick up.
0:18.0	Alright, c'mon back.
0:20.0	Hey guys, Patrick from what sounds in here. It's not bad enough that I can't jack off to Melissa Joan Hart with all thinking of that fucking train wreck.
0:28.0	God's not dead too. Now you guys gotta fuck up my childhood memories of a great space poster by putting Trump in there. Thanks a lot, asshole. Glory hole.
0:39.0	If fucking assholes, I'm trying to get to sleep and all I can do is just lie here pretending to be a street chowler that corpse taking Donald Trump's place.
0:50.0	And my tax roll pissed off at a chill phone. Glory hole by the fuckers.
0:56.0	I'm calling in because I'm fucking fuckers. Fuck you. Fuck me to you. Fuck you right there. What the fuck is that line ever to you?
1:07.0	Fuckin' nothing, that's what. Fuckin' nothing. All the time. A little tougher than fuck you.
1:20.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.
1:51.0	I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
1:59.0	Recording live from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago. This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.
2:09.0	We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big, or makes us mad.
2:18.0	It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at this episode 312 of cognitive dissonance. This is our area code episode, man.
2:28.0	It is. This is absolutely. Yeah. We're fucking represent the 312 bitch.
2:33.0	The only other one we're gonna be able to do is 7773. It's a long way off. I got myself covered. There we are.
2:41.0	Representing 630. God fucking idiot. You fucking throw up their shit about what fucking area code they have.
2:50.0	Those people are asshole. Every single one of those people. They should do their zip code and 7776.
2:55.0	Like 606. What?
3:00.0	Fucking ridiculous. What they did? Isn't that Beverly Hills 9021? Oh, yes. That's true.
3:06.0	Who wraps a fucking zip code? Yeah, I belong to all the other people that also happen to live in this major geographical region.
3:14.0	So this is episode 312 and we we got a fucking whole new system. We do. We got a TV now that Tom and I can both at the same time watch, say the videos.
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