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Hey Tom and Cecil, this is Phil and Vancouver. My downstairs neighbor told me that I'll never

understand why Hillary Clinton is protected by unknown forces from facing justice for all

the mood issues committed, so long as I do not believe that I have a soul. He suggested

that I read David Ike, to which I said, you mean Retar, Smart, Gold, that David Ike?

And he said, yeah, you have to ignore the reptiles, but everything else makes sense.

Dude, he would raise his fucking doomed and the postmanig would say, there's a bar of

holes filled with pavement motherfuckers!

Hey guys, at the end of your show you play the skeptics piece and that towards the end

of the poem, Tom mentioned something called exposure size, select a new workout, paper

DVD or something and that. Does it come with a glory hole or do I have to like buy my own?

Just 100, thanks, bye.

Larry Hall, Tom and Cecil, this is Felicia from Salt Lake City and you were wondering

about Lot, sleeping with his daughter. Actually, Lot was date-race by his daughter's after

they lost themselves in a cave because of the destruction of the city of Sodom and then

the daughter said, let us get him drunk on wine so that we may not waste his seed.

So it's not really that he did anything wrong, but you know, Christians, if you're right,

you must have been asking for it.

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