meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 311: Rock It Awake

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2016

⏱️ 85 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Rudy Giuliani: No Terrorist Attacks Occurred During The Bush Administration Anti-Abortion Group Wants To Accost Clinton With 'Actual Unborn Children' At Campaign Events Donald Trump Floats 'Second Amendment' Remedies To Stop Hillary Clinton Donald Trump: Vote For Me To Help Me Get Into Heaven Trump: Church Attendance Will Rise When I'm President

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

0:05.6

Okay, okay, okay, it can check.

0:08.4

The infos thing is real as Florida God.

0:10.4

I used to work in personnel in the Indian National Guard and we have all kinds of soldiers

0:16.1

coming in from Kentucky.

0:17.1

I knew figure when I was doing this and how old they were, so 40 years ago, Kentucky

0:23.6

First Certificates said, in the first certificate, there's a space that said, are the mother and

0:29.1

father related and it's no how.

0:32.2

It's real, it's expected.

0:34.8

Glory Hall.

0:36.1

Glory Hall.

0:37.1

Glory is seen calling from Calgary, Canada.

0:40.1

I've been looking to you guys in the almost beginning and I'm so happy I didn't hold

0:43.4

dinner.

0:44.4

I was just thinking back with my own lion egg nog and thought there's no dude who did

0:47.9

those guys are better than a hockey game with a grand royal finnery.

0:51.2

Glory Hall, you hooter.

0:59.1

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended.

1:08.2

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

1:30.1

Recording live from Glory Hall Studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance.

1:39.6

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism

1:43.8

and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tom Curry, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Tom Curry and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.