All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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I'll just say that.

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free for a month today. So I had kind of a jam-packed week in general. I met two guys, and there was actually something really unique about both meetings,

because the slut in me assumes that everyone just wants to fuck as quickly as I do.

And that's not what happened with either of the guys that I met this week.

I don't know that it's not necessarily that they don't want to. I think there's something about how, you know, guys have to treat this differently, especially like the single or solo interacting guys, right? They have to approach us in a different manner because there's a different standard. They can't just be like, hey, let's get the check and get out of here and go back

to my place. It's like they, it's almost like they have to wait for you to make that distinction.

I mean, I do it. I'm certainly not going to be the one to pull the trigger on that. There's just no way.

Yes, but I would also argue that both of these guys said something along the lines of, I'm so glad that we got this time to meet so that we could really get to know each other and basically made it obvious that like the first time I'm meeting them, we're not going to be bump and uglies. And that was new for me because a lot of times I'll meet guys and you're 100% right. I do think that the woman should be the one that's kind of

steering that and is dropping the first line, if you will, about playing. But I would also argue that if I'm making it obvious and then you say something like, you know, I'm really glad that we've met and that we're really getting to know each other before anything else happens. It makes me go, Okay, cool. So sex is off the table.

Well, it's, I mean, it could be simply a case of testing the water, too. You know, you say something like that. You know, you expect it to elicit a particular response, and you're going to get one of two responses, right? Like, oh, yeah, me too. I'm really glad we did this. or yeah, I know everything I need to know. Let's go get our clothes off.

That's a decision that the woman's going to have to make in that situation. Well, and then you're not going to get laid because I am not a thirsty bitch. If you say I'm really enjoying getting to know you before clothes come off, I'm going to go, okay, I guess we're going to continue to get to know each other then. because I think that throwing it out there like, oh, well, I know plenty about you.

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