All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

Well, I did something new this past week that I have never done before.

I fucked an ex.

Well, there you have it. So we're going to be talking about that shortly. But first, we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. Cassidy is what we use when we want to have fun. It's what we use when we travel. We travel a ton, as you guys know. and sometimes it can be really difficult to meet people that are of like minds when you're traveling. You have to sift through a lot of BS on some of the apps or, you know, the tenders of the world, all that crap, right? You just want to find awesome lifestylers when you're on the road, when you're out there doing fun things, and Cassidy is a great place to do that.

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How do you consider someone an X?

Like, Well, obviously we live very different lives. You know, and that's the other thing, right? What do you, okay, so what's an X?

What do we can go?

How do you consider someone an X?

Like, are we talking about someone that, like, you lived with, you know, had a real

long-term relationship with or someone that maybe you just dated and then stopped and then

what's the defining line there?

I have never been in a romantic relationship with someone, had it end, and then still fucked them after the ending of that relationship. See, that's the problem where you, that's where you lose me is with the romantic part. I mean, I've had a lot of just, you know, yeah, whatever relationship. I never gave a shit. People that you didn't give a fuck about. That's different. I'm talking people you actually. I mean 99 out of 100 of them.

Yeah, didn't give a fuck.

People you actually cared about and had some level of like real feelings for and then things ended. And then you still were like, oh, I'm going to fuck them again. I'm sure I did. I don't remember off the top of my head, but I'm sure I did. Did you ever fuck any of your ex-wives after you guys divorced?

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