All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

Neither one of us wanted to be left out this week, so we're both going to be sharing some of our

recent fun for you guys. I'm so excited to get to that. But first, we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. We know from personal experience, if you're living in an area where it's difficult to connect with other lifestylers, I don't know, like Montana, for example. Yeah, just like that. You can really trudge through the lifestyle. It can be really confusing to find like-minded people, but Cassidy takes all of the hassle out of it, whether you're in a big city or a small area. When we were in Montana, we were using all of these awful apps, awful sites that resulted in nothing. And when we finally got on Cassidy, we started meeting people that we actually wanted to hang out with, which was a breath of fresh air. So if you want to try that for yourself and do it free for an

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Yeah, me too. This app shit is just, it's insane. It's so insane. You and I have both been

very, very active on the lifestyle apps and sites. And you know

what's interesting? I thought about this yesterday. This is the first time that I have been

actually active on more than one site at a time in over a year. Well, not only that for me,

I am actually reaching out to people, which I do not do. Look at you go. Which I do not do. And it is to my detriment. I should stop doing that. Well, I am just very, very out of practice. I was thinking about this yesterday. The last person that I reached out to on anything was Yusuf back in December of 2023. So we're coming up on, what, I don't know, eight, nine months since the last time I

actively sought someone out on one of these sites. And obviously that worked out really well.

I sent one message. It resulted in, you know, an ongoing play dynamic, a very short relationship

and now back to play. And so, you know, I think in a lot of ways I've been very, very spoiled.

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