Episode 311: Come Original

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, I'm still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk.
0:17.4	Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.4	Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:32.0	Hi boys, I just wanted to give you a quick call to let you know that hearing Mike on a podcast about Vanderpump rules was two of the opposite ends of my universe converging and it was just really delightful to see.
0:51.0	I don't know. Nothing to do with that. I just wanted to call and tell you. All right. Love you guys. Bye.
1:00.0	Hey, everybody. Welcome to YKS, Mike. Are you stepping out on the show now? Come on. What is this? What is what is what is going on? What is going on? What's going on? What's going on?
1:17.0	Vanderpump rules. Vanderpump robes podcast is the one I went on. Talk about Vanderpump rules. And that is what?
1:25.0	This is what is what? That is what is that? What are you talking about? What is Vanderpump? What is that?
1:33.0	Vanderpump, at least a Vanderpump. She's the owner of a sir restaurant, sexy, unique restaurant restaurant.
1:43.0	She's a fucking lady. It's one of these reality shows or whatever. You never seen Vanderpump rules. I've never seen it. Wow. Yeah, it's like.
1:54.0	Oh boy, how to explain it. And I went on the shows. It's like I should be able to explain the guy. It seems like you would know.
2:01.0	Is this one of those shows where you're watching it and you go, wow, these people seem like they have incredible lives.
2:06.0	I hardly I hardly can even believe what their lives are. And then and then you look at the you go to the checkout at the grocery store and you see the newspaper and it says.
2:14.0	These guys are all in jail for having fake lives. Is that one of those?
2:19.0	Yeah, it's basically that. Yeah, they're like mad hot people, but they work at a restaurant in L.A. or something. So it's like, how much?
2:27.0	Yeah. And then they're all like having sex with each other and stuff. Oh, wow. I don't know. Oh, wow.
2:33.0	No, not on camera. I wasn't. Oh, wow. Oh, and you're just rubbing yourself the whole time. You're watching this thing. You're just rubbing yourself through your jeans.
2:40.0	Well, I was. Yeah. But yeah. Oh, wow.
2:45.0	The podcast is about you rubbing yourself through your jeans. That's what you guys talked about.
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