Episode 310: Good Morning Worm

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Oh my God! It’s almost the Fourth of July! I hope this episode of YKS talks about it instead of being about stuff that happened three weeks ago! Oh my godddddd! I want to talk about the Fourth of July!!! Shaddddddddaappppppp! Nobody cares about that busted ass holiday anyway; we’re already thinking about Augstrember’s Eve. On this week’s episode of YKS, we’re talking about what happened to broccolini, Rube Goldberg masturbation, and going back to the soup. Plus, we got a stupid fuckin bowl, a machine to incentivize wiping your butt at your computer desk, and a mask that will make you go completely insane. That’s good enough for a show but somehow we probably do like 15-20 more things. What will they be? Only one way to find out..

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, I'm still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk.
0:17.4	Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.4	Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:30.0	Hey guys, this question is for JF.
0:35.0	My girlfriend and I just got a ninja creamy.
0:38.0	And you've been talking about how you've been experimenting a lot and ordering little niche ingredients and stuff on the internet.
0:46.0	And we were looking for some inputs and wondering if you have made any mint chocolate chip ice cream.
0:53.0	You know, classic green, you know, minty stuff.
0:57.0	We don't know what type of mint extract to go with. We're wondering if this is something you've.
1:03.0	You've done peppermint extract seems wrong, but it's kind of the only one I'm finding in the store.
1:10.0	So if you've made mint chocolate chip ice cream, I'm curious to know what type of extract to use.
1:15.0	And if you haven't, just any other tips and tricks would be appreciated.
1:21.0	Goodbye.
1:24.0	God damn it. I fucking, Dan, you got to put the second beep in there.
1:29.0	I don't have to do shit.
1:31.0	You got to put the second beat. They did not.
1:33.0	I found it. I got it.
1:36.0	Hey, everybody. I'm going to YKS the second beep as you heard loud and clear coming through.
1:42.0	Worked totally fine. And I'm so excited to have.
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