Episode 309: Foul-Ups, Bleeps & Blunders

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Lego Brandon!!! That’s the type of thing I’m saying, when I want to express a feeling I think I’m trying to have, but don’t really have the courage or belief in myself to see it through completely. And plus, I’m stupid and my breath stinks and I probably am not that good at wiping my butt so there’s still some “crust” left behind in my shorts. Yeah, that’s the kind of guy I am. I’m thinking…I’m that guy. On today’s show we’re raising a cup to Obama and asking him to protect us from the rise of the funnies. Plus it’s that classic showdown of Porbeagle vs Oncle…Momondo, ladies and gentlemen! Momondo!

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Transcript

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0:16.1	to your door.
0:17.1	You're going to save time, eat well, and stay on track, reaching your goals, Mike.
0:20.8	It's some, it's, but summer is here.
0:22.5	Look up, and here it is.
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0:41.0	Like surf and surf.
0:42.0	You go back and read it again.
0:43.5	Surf and turf.
0:44.5	Surf and turf.
0:45.5	No.
0:46.5	Serpent.
0:47.5	Serpent hoof.
0:48.5	This is what happens when you don't acknowledge that it is summertime.
0:51.4	It's summertime, and you can now eat surf and turf or surf and surf.
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