Episode 308 - Golf Balls And Sport Jackets

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Coordinated squirrel attacks, laying around in an MRI machine, smothering steaks, fully loadin' baked taters and a rousing conversation about golf - a sure fire way ruin a perfectly nice day in the outdoors. Fore! Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Check one. Check. Check it check check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Check what what what what's it all about.
0:07.0	All right. Kevin's back.
0:10.0	Boo.
0:11.0	Just what I imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the sound that got made in cars and homes all across, you know, in dozens.
0:21.5	I was going to... Tens of houses. I was going to...
0:23.0	Tens of houses.
0:24.0	I was going to throw that out there, like millions of people are listening.
0:28.0	So eight out of our 12 people just booed.
0:32.0	Ah, we do better than that.
0:34.0	Uh, hey, yeah, so Kevin's back.
0:36.0	So, yes, while you were gone, it was just a con, I just constantly threw you under a box.
0:40.0	I heard.
0:42.0	Yeah. Did you, oh, did Jamie listen to some of it or did anybody you know or did I just
0:46.9	tell you that I threw you under the bus you did tell me yes I did I did I just we had fun at your expense a lot yes and one of the things that I told was I said that hey
0:59.3	Kevin can't be here because he broke his femur in the parking lot at Taco Bell trying to get a chilupa or
1:05.8	caserito. So I tell this story I said you know he got there it was 10 minutes before close he really needed a
1:14.7	casarito he parked he wanted to go into Taco Bell because well he wants the full
1:19.2	experience. Kevin's not a drive-up guy he wants to go in there and get all the free smells he can.
1:24.0	I want, I want all the flavors.
1:26.0	You know, you want to, you walk in there, you're like, Normon Cheers.
1:29.0	Kevin!
1:30.0	Hey! Set you up with, Kevin.
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