Episode 309 - Fragile Indoorsman

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Hank is flying solo this week! Kick back and enjoy some deep, not so intellectual, rousing, energetic thoughts on 25 cent Schaeffer Lights, 2 liter bottles of Sunshine Orange Blast Wine Coolers, Rooftop tents, the Taco Bell app, Mini Vans and Kevin's life as a Fragile Indoorsman. Enjoy! Hambone!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	I can't find my energy. I don't have any energy. I have zero energy. I have zero energy.
0:19.1	I don't have zero energy. I don't have any energy. I'm tired, I'm irritable, I'm pissed, and I'm not pissed. I have absolutely nothing to be pissed about other than the fact that I don't have any
0:24.3	energy I can't find my energy so then you go looking for your energy and you tear
0:28.0	a part and you're like I can't find my energy and then the more energy that you use to find your energy, well now you have less energy,
0:35.5	because you're using all your energy to find your energy, and then in the end you can't find your energy.
0:40.5	And so you're just tired and then you think God was I this tired before I was
0:43.4	looking for my energy do I have less energy than the energy that I was looking for it
0:47.4	doesn't matter it doesn't matter man I lost my wallet yesterday morning I got up I was like I put my keys in my pocket I
0:56.2	grab a cup of coffee I get everything ready and I'm like oh man I got to go and I'm out of
1:00.1	gas right I'm one of those people that every now and then the only way to get me to go and
1:05.4	get gas is to the bell has to go, I have to get warned by my vehicle, ding ding ding ding
1:12.8	ding, ding, ding, ding, hey, you're about to run out of gas,
1:14.6	dumb shit.
1:15.7	Hey, stupid.
1:16.6	And that's what it should be.
1:18.4	It should be that.
1:19.5	A voice should come on my pickup and say, ding, ding, ding, hey,
1:23.0	he's stupid, hey, dumb shit,
1:24.0	hey, you're, seriously, you're about out of gas.
1:26.0	What are you waiting on?
1:28.0	What are you waiting on?
1:29.0	What are you waiting on? You just, the longer you wait,
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Travis Swartz, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Travis Swartz and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.