You gotta check your mic check check check check check check check

nobody nobody wanted that people are turning the show off already.

And I'm out.

That's as far.

Like, somebody has never listened to the show.

That's what they hear.

And they're like, you know, I gave it five seconds and it just it was too weird so I didn't I

didn't want to do it from there they're no fun anyway no yeah we don't

want we don't want people that aren't fun listening to the show unless they're part of our

Patreon subscription.

Then they're fun if they're Patreon subscribers?

No, they're just giving us money so we don't care if they're're fun but they don't care they're probably

pretty cool people well do they may or may not be I don't know well I'm

here's what I know I'll take anybody's money yeah if you want to give me money go to

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It's finally worth it because now you are a Hank Patterson Prostaffer and and you can be that you can do that for your

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