Baa da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

That's the opening music I'm going to have recorded for the show pretty soon.

I'm going to like hire a rock band.

I'm not a good rock band. I'm going to go and get a rock band that plays at one of the worst bars in town. That's like, it's a really shitty bar and so all they can get is a shitty rock band but the rock band is

shitty so the only gig they can get is the shitty bar right and so and but that is that is the demographic for who I can afford to make some original rock and roll opening music for my show.

And that's how we're going to write the song. We're going to sit around a room with the band and we're going to just bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah And then he'll be like, yeah, I like that.

And then you got the drummer's gonna be over there,

like pretending to play the drums. John, ch'm alone today, it's me, Hank Patterson,

the host of this show, and I'm alone.

Kevin can't be here, he broke his femur.

So femur, broke, snapped in half, compound fracture, pulls into a

taco bell. Two minutes before closed last week on Friday, I believe. Might have

been Saturday. I didn't pick up the phone when he called.

Pulls into a Taco Bell two minutes before close. He's wanting to get a casarito,

which it's like a burrito except it's wrapped in a caseo shell anyway so he wants a

caso rido he gets there it's two minutes before close which and I thought

Taco Bell was open 24-7 I just assumed'm not a

I don't go to Taco Bell because I care about myself

No, I don't I just I'm not a Taco Bell. I it does I don't go to Taco Bell

Taco Bell doesn't need my account.

Taco Bell is doing just fine without me going to Taco Bell. And so anyway, but I don't

I don't go to Taco Bell, so I'm not sure when they open and close. I just recently found out what a caserito is because Kevin says hey so here's the deal I pull in two minutes before close I want to get a caserito and it's not like you can go anywhere in town and get a caserito. It's not like a chimichanga.

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