All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time. I'll just say that.

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Wow, this has been a whirlwind, man. I don't even know how to describe the last like 10 days

for us. It's impossible to put this into words as to what's happening with us really professionally

and personally. It's very difficult to even compartmentalize at this point.

Yeah. Okay. So one thing I want to talk about is we talked a little bit last week about how

much I've been creating content lately and how I've been doing shoots. And I had another one

on Sunday that lasted four hours. I had one yesterday. I have one tonight. I have been very, very

active as that mattress actress. And it's been really fun.

But much like I said last week, I think the more that I do it, the more that I appreciate my experiences with guys like Wes or even my naughty conversations, my hot out of state guy that I met.

He and I have been dirty talking and sending videos to each other, one of which happened to end up in the hands of a cute little old man at Whole Foods by accident. So he texted me like a video of him jerking off and I dropped my phone trying to turn the sound off. And this cute little man comes and scoops it up and like hands it to me as like the fucking cock stroking videos is going on and he's like uh have a good day

and like runs away i was like oh fuck i either just i just made his day or i completely yeah it could

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