All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

A topless pool party gone wild.

We are going to share the details of that very soon. But first, we want to say

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I'm going to meet some sexy people like we often do ourselves.

I'm going to meet a sexy person today.

From, from Cassidy? Yeah, that's where she found me. Oh, how fun. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's where she found me. I'm excited for this. I mean, it's always fun when you meet someone new, but you're also, she's like an out-of-towner and you're going to her hotel.

And there feels something like, I don't know, naughtier about that to me.

For sure. You know, she's a married person. They're very much in an open relationship, not very similarly to us. She travels here for work occasionally. So yeah, it's definitely spicy, no doubt about it. And she's a fellow redhead, right?

She is a redhead.

Oh, I like it.

She is a redhead. I know your weakness for redheads. Very, very well. My lady friend texted me yesterday. She said she just dyed her hair, sent me a picture. Bright red. Oh, yeah. She has the best red hair. Yeah. No, no. No, my friend who was a brunette.

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