All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So we went to Denver and you were a real slut.

And I was shocked and very proud of what you made happen.

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one of our favorite events.

This one did not disappoint.

No, no, not for me. Well, certainly not for you. It was great for me. Yeah, it was amazing. Great crowd always. Great, just a great town. Love the vibe there. Our venue is awesome. The people are awesome. Yeah, I cannot say enough of good things about that event was really, really kick-ass. I mean, the party ended at two. We were in bed by 2.30. Cleanup was a joke. Everyone was really super. It was great. The thing I appreciate a lot about the people that come to our Denver hot wife events is they know how to do a hot wife event right. We've done it in other cities where it's like it's, it becomes more of like a lifestyle party in that people are, you know, drinking and they're dancing. And not that there's anything wrong with those elements of it, but I love true hot wife events because it is about the fucking. It is about the connecting with people and making shit happen. Nobody gives the shit about

themes. No one cares about your fucking angel wings and what you're wearing. Nobody's spending the entire night on the dance floor, which again, I'm not judging you. You can totally do that. But I like the fact that it's like everyone's pretty much in the same mindset of like this is a sexy place to be and we want to make shit happen. Well, listen, we know for sure we went through almost 300 condoms and there's no dance for in this venue. So, you know, there's something to be said for the purest hot wife. Exactly. Stag vixen events. Like that's the kind of shit that is really, for me, it's fucking great. Obviously, had a great time. Well, and we talked about this in depth on our bonus episode, but it was really interesting

to me because I found myself attracted to a guy at the party that I normally would so not

be into, but it's kind of had my mind running about like the possibilities of what I really

am interested in.

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