All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

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I had a wild day, two cocks in the same day, one of which, well, three technically, counting you.

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So we're in the middle of a complete whirlwind of a few days. Yeah, it's, it's been quite the shit show, actually. It's all week long, pretty much. I'm so tired. So Tuesday, we hosted at Club Joy in Los Angeles. Thursday. Did I say? What did I say? Tuesday. Okay. So, see, I don't even know what fucking day of the week it is. I have no, I don't even know what today is. So Thursday, Thursday, we flew to L.A. at like 4 p.m. landed at 5.30 or something like that. We got there about 3.30. We were at

the club about 4.30. Okay. Then we went straight to the club. We started setting everything up.

We obviously hosted the event, left there at 2 a.m., went back to a different airport because we

flew into Burbank, flew out of LAX at 630 in the morning, landed back here at 7.30 or 8 or whatever the hell it was,

slept a couple of hours and then went right to work. And then I had a naughty photo shoot or

a naughty video shoot that night. Yeah. Yeah, we worked all day and then you had your thing at

night. And then yesterday, Saturday, we were hosting a pool party at Flirts.

Today, hosting the pool party at Flirts.

It's been a long fucking week.

I am fucking exhausted.

I am so tired.

I could fall asleep on our desk right now and be perfectly happy.

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