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There it is. What's the timer at today, Bracken? Negative 313. So you're living in 313 of free space right now before time officially begins for you.

Anything you want to do at this time?

I didn't make any mistakes in the last three minutes that I really need to undo.

It's true.

So I might just rest.

I'm kind of tired.

Every time we click start on this, our recording timer pops up at the top.

And mine immediately goes to a negative number and starts counting back towards zero before it progresses.

And Kirk starts at zero and counts normally.

So whenever we get to the end of these episodes, Kirk's always like, all right, we got to wrap this thing up.

And I'm always thinking, we have like, I don't know, five minutes left.

And I realize, no, I'm five

minutes back in time on my timer than his. And that leads to a lot of abrupt finishes.

It's not right. That's always why I'm like trying to hurry this along. We got to wrap it up here

because we're living in different time zones somehow. Bizarre. And I always think, think oh we can squeeze one more topic in I have two to four minutes

here we're seven uh huh well you're always wrong we're not 10 out of 10 times you're wrong

even a puppy would learn after like the third or fourth time of something happening in the same way

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