All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

I have been dying to tell you guys some of the fun that I had at Splash with this particular man. I don't even

know how to describe the two. I'm a little sex smitten, that's for sure. So we're going to talk

about my very hot erotic weekend and two, actually two experiences that I had with the same guy

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lifestyle fun right now. So it sounds like you reached to someone on Cassidy recently. I did. I did. I told you I was going to step outside my comfort zone. You didn't believe me. Whatever. I didn't. I never have any faith in you. I feel bad. You're horrible with that. You don't believe anything I say. That's because you are a creature of habit. You do things always the same way.

And so you always say you're going to do these things that are totally outside of the box for you. And I'm like, okay, we'll see. Well, listen, I am absolutely a creature of habit, no question about it. It goes for almost everything that I do. Yes. Literally almost everything. Something's super helpful. Food, schedule. Yeah, like when I talked to guys about, you know, the fitness aspect and nutrition and, you know, people reaching out and all that stuff, it's very fucking simple. It's not complicated. But when you start making things complicated, that's when you go off the rail. So I keep it real fucking simple. So I reached out. So I told you I was going to try, right. I'm going to be more kind of put myself out there kind of thing. I never ever do this. So I went to our pro my profile looked at the folks that were you know close to me and there was a really cute girl very cute lady I'm hoping 32., okay. So that, even that's outside of your comfort zone, right? Yeah, and that's where this gets interesting. So I reached out, just said, hey, really enjoyed your profile, great images, you know, that kind of thing, real fucking generic. About two days later, she reached back out to me. Very, very nice. And nice and oh thank you so much and i like your

pictures too you're in great shape yada yada yada yada so we had had about three messages and then of course

at some point she must have gone back and read my entire profile and paid fucking attention to it

okay and realized that i was 54 and she's like are super hot, but I don't know that I could

date someone who's 54 years old. Well, who's trying to date? Well, that's what I said. Well, not that I said

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