Episode 3017 CWSA 11/13/25
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Epstein files, fentanyl update, government opens, and more fun news
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Politics, Reframe Negative Thoughts, Government ReOpens, Gracious Winning, democrats Seek Fighters, Kash Patel, Fentanyl Precursors, Carl the Fly, China US Students, Katie Couric, John Fetterman, US Border Tunnels, Epstein Files, Ukraine War, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | Come on in. |
| 0:02.0 | Don't let the cats out. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh, I've got some kind of insect that's going to be plaguing me today. |
| 0:09.0 | Stop plaguing me, insect. |
| 0:11.0 | There's only room for one of us today. |
| 0:14.0 | Come on in, we'll have a show. |
| 0:16.0 | Let me make sure I can see all your comments. |
| 0:20.0 | Oh, whatever that little gnat thing is is going to be. |
| 0:25.6 | Very, very annoying. |
| 0:28.6 | Stop it being annoying that. |
| 0:31.6 | You're going to have to get my salt gun and zap it. |
| 0:36.6 | All right. You guys all good? I got comments and you don't. |
| 0:46.3 | Perfect. That didn't work. Sort of work. Close enough. Close enough. All right, everybody. Get ready. I'm ready if you're ready. |
| 1:06.1 | Well, good morning and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. |
| 1:14.2 | But if you'd like to take a chance, on elevating your experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains. |
| 1:23.7 | Well, all you need for that is a copper mugger glass, a banker, j chelesterstein, a canteen jugger flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid like coffee. |
| 1:34.4 | And join me now for the unparallel pleasure. |
| 1:36.6 | The dopamine of the day thing makes everything better. |
| 1:38.8 | It's called. |
| 1:39.8 | That's right. |
| 1:40.7 | Simultaneous it happens now. |
| 1:48.0 | Uh... That's right. Simultaneous sip. It happens now. I'm sipping like a trump. |
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