Hi, buddy, come on in. Grab a seat. There's room up front.

We won't mention your stocks today.

Not a good day for the stock market, but on the other hand, it always goes up and down.

No big deal, right? All right, Let's see. I believe I needed this.

Everybody, stream on in here. You don't want to miss the good stuff.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to experiment, trying to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains.

All you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass of tanker,

Chalzerstein, a canteen, jerger, flask, a vessel of any kind. All right, how many would

like me to say that again, but in old-timey voice? Old-timey voice, okay? Same thing,

but old-timey voice. And there's a cup a mug and a glass, and there's a tanker chelels of stand.

We had a canteen, Joker, Flask, but a vessel of any kind.

He'd fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

Join me now for the unparallelow pleasure with the dopamine of the day.

Thing that makes everything better. It's called

the simultaneous tip from the 40s. That happens? Now.

Did you ever wonder why everybody talk like that? I've never figured that out.

Like did they all get together and say, hey, Bob, the way you're talking, that's very cool. I think I'll copy it now. I don't know if he can. It's just the way I talk. Just watch me. See, I'm doing it too. And then, you know, somebody else hears something like, what are you guys doing? You're talking old-timey?

I didn't know it's old-timey.

It's still the present day.

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