Episode 3016 CWSA 11/12/25
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Trump is funny. Opinions are flying. News that won't make you snooze.
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Politics, Gut Health Importance, Apple AI Strategy, Ken Mahoney, Indivisible Opposes Schumer, Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, democrat Corruption Projection, TPUSA Berkeley Violence, Inadequate Security Strategy, Proxy Stock Voters, Russian Humanoid Robot, ElevenLabs AI Voices, AI Cross-Checking AI, Justice Pessimism democrat Crimes, RFK Jr., Climate Models Plankton Omission, Ukraine War Drones, UK Data Sharing, Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory, H-1B Specialty Jobs, President Trump, WH Hall of Presidents, President Sheinbaum Palace Fence, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | Make sure you get a seat up front. |
| 0:02.0 | It is really good to see you again. |
| 0:05.0 | Do you think I need a set designer? |
| 0:08.0 | Or do you like a sloppy blanket and a roll of paper towels as your background set? |
| 0:14.0 | At least it's sort of glowing green, so it's not like I didn't put any thought into it at all. |
| 0:24.3 | All right, I'm going to check on your stocks. |
| 0:26.0 | They're not doing much. |
| 0:27.3 | You're just sort of sitting there. |
| 0:29.5 | Just sort of sitting there. |
| 0:31.7 | All right. |
| 0:36.6 | Let me make sure that I've got all of the valuable comments, |
| 0:43.3 | highly visible in my new setup that I improved upon this morning. So with any luck I will be able to see in living color all of your... |
| 0:51.3 | Oh, perfect. No. Did you really disappear? Stay right there. Boom. All right. Do you do, do, do, do, do. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with |
| 1:12.7 | Scott Adams. And you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance of elevating |
| 1:19.5 | your experience up to levels that no one can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, |
| 1:26.4 | all you need for that is a cup or a mugger, a glass, a tanker, chalesterstein, a canteen jugger, |
| 1:33.5 | a flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid. |
| 1:37.7 | I like coffee. |
| 1:39.1 | Join me now for the unparallel pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes |
| 1:43.2 | everything better. |
| 1:45.2 | It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now. |
| 1:53.3 | Exquisite, divine. |
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