everybody. I'm going to fix my lighting. I look like a head that's just sort of drifting.

By the way, if anybody can tell me how on my Apple laptop to turn off the screen saver so it doesn't turn off in the middle of my live stream,

boy would I appreciate it.

I can search for screen, I can look for display, I can look for power, I can look for

auto off.

I can search all over that damn computer, but I will not find the simplest command.

How do I turn the screensaver off? So if anybody knows how to do that, please let me know.

All right, we've got a show to do.

And let's see. Let me jump in here and look at what you're looking at.

Well, apparently that's not an option either.

I think everything in my computer world failed today at the same time.

My printer wasn't connected.

My computer was random.

Really? No, this isn't working either.

The simplest thing, there we go. The simplest thing is working now.

All right, that's enough of me complaining. You want to show and you shall not.

Lock screen. So you think lock. I'll search for lock next time.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take a chance of elevating this experience up to levels,

then nobody can understand

with their tiny, shiny human brains. All you need for that is a copper, a mugger, a

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