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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2965: The Walshelm Scream

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew get some bad news about their backstage rider for the upcoming THING festival. Plus, a musician gets bitten by a poisonous snake during his walk across the United States, and Luke says goodbye to an institution that was a huge part of his youth.
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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on guys? This is Sean Dorf from Philadelphia. I'm listening to your pig puns here, your dad jokes

0:09.0

and I just thought I had one dad there. You got a, what do you call a pig that studies astrophysics? Steven Hawking?

0:17.0

All right. Love the show guys. Thank you.

0:20.0

TVTL

0:26.0

It's the first line of the film, man. It's got to be on the money here.

0:30.0

I love television. I've got to have that thing on 24-7. I love the pattern.

0:35.0

I like not having fun. I like your idea of fun. I think our idea of fun. I like not having that.

0:42.0

You have to be it so we don't see it. You have to live it or we won't forgive it.

0:47.0

You have to inhabit it or leave it in the cabinet. They say you snooze, you lose.

0:52.0

Well, we snost. Look what we lost.

1:00.0

Well, hello, good morning and welcome everybody to a Tuesday edition of TVTL The Show

1:05.0

that just might be too beautiful to live. This song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

1:12.0

Got my freshly poured cup of coffee here. Got my Java, my rocket fuel, my moon juice,

1:21.0

and I'm ready, folks, to bring you episode 2,900 and 65 in a collector series.

1:28.0

By the way, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

1:31.0

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center.

1:35.0

In Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, we have so much talk about on this Tuesday with you.

1:43.0

Let the fun begin.

1:45.0

Including the story of the singer, Mike Posner. He did a song called, I took a pill in Ibiza.

1:54.0

His version of the song was kind of popular, but then it got remixed by some dance folk and then it got really popular.

2:01.0

Well, he decided that he was going to walk across America and release a new song every time he crossed a state line.

2:09.0

There's just one problem that happened when he got to Colorado.

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