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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#2966: Sons Of Tummy Trouble

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is excited to hear that one of his goofy noises is going to make him super famous, and Luke is charmed by a biker he saw on the road yesterday. Also, Luke explains how Primus is responsible for his first marriage.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, Luke and Andrew, I just thought of a pick joke as I was just driving down the road

0:04.9

after listening to your pick jokes, so I thought I'd share it.

0:09.9

What would you call a group of pigs that play in a symphonic musical group in Oinkistra?

0:18.6

It's really stupid.

0:19.8

You're welcome.

0:20.8

Power out.

0:21.8

T-B-T-L!

0:28.2

This is what happens when an inside joke gets into the water supply.

0:31.0

It is testing week and it's time to slay all day.

0:34.6

N-N-N-T!

0:35.6

Stay woke, be on fleek, and get that Gucci breakfast.

0:38.8

Please.

0:39.8

I hate to say this about anyone, but that man is Philip Bologna.

0:43.2

Bologna.

0:44.2

You're right.

0:45.2

He's so vile we should use the crude Americanization of the word.

0:48.5

He's Philip Bologna.

0:49.5

Let's get to the jokes.

0:51.5

Well, hello there, good morning, and welcome to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L.

1:02.8

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

1:05.2

I hate to say it.

1:06.2

It was kind of cool.

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