Episode 296: Strokers, Jokers, Midnight Pokers
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2021
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
We were supposed to have a guest this week, but it fell through! We open the show by talking about a new TLC show (they've done it again, folks!). It's called "Extreme Sisters", and the title is right on the money. These sisters are EXTREMELY close. All sorts of weird situations unfold on this show, and we explore hypotheticals and scenarios that TLC has caused to stir in our brains. After that, we move on to a sixth grader's science project that will absolutely change the world. This kid is going places, ladies and gentlemen! O'Neill talks about a documentary he saw all about cons and explains "scam rap". That leads us into a scandal that involves Goop (one of the best candle companies out there). Learn about OMing and the allegedly shady details that it entails. And that will wrap up another edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | Dish and all the year |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah, I was dating, I was all the year |
| 0:20.0 | So I can tell you, I ain't gonna be here |
| 0:28.0 | It's a free package, so it's a fucking good deal |
| 0:35.0 | They're calling it a dish, a dish and all the year |
| 0:43.0 | Dish and all the year |
| 1:11.0 | Hey, it's the Danish and O'Neal podcast |
| 1:16.0 | That's right, you're at the right place if you're wondering |
| 1:19.0 | We were supposed to have a guest, we mentioned it last week and then what happens? |
| 1:24.0 | No guest |
| 1:25.0 | Well, we might as well say that the guest was Brian Holtsman |
| 1:28.0 | Reach out to him on social media and say, hey, why'd you flake on the Danish and O'Neal? |
| 1:32.0 | I'm hoping he's all right, you know, it's not one of these situations where we're like, oh jeez, something happened to him |
| 1:37.0 | Oh boy, yeah, yeah, I don't know, I haven't heard anything |
| 1:42.0 | Yeah, you reached out to you last night, right? |
| 1:44.0 | Yeah, everything good, let's go and then yeah, I don't know where he is |
| 1:48.0 | Maybe that family is living with fucking dad enough and they just murdered him |
| 1:53.0 | I hope not |
| 1:54.0 | Jesus, this could, I hope he's all right now and I'm like, this could all be a terrible speculation |
| 2:00.0 | And then at hindsight, we have next week we're like, so Brian's |
| 2:05.0 | Yeah, well, no, I don't knock on wood |
| 2:08.0 | Yeah, hopefully the bride guy is okay |
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