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Slop Quest

Episode 297: Operation Homecoming Queen

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week, Danish starts out the festivities by talking about a girl who came on to him in middle school. That leads to a conversation about middle school relationships. Then, it's a homecoming dance that ROCKS the world with felony arrests. Here the sordid details! It will change your life and how you look at the world. After that, we get into the voice of the octagon in the UFC, Bruce Buffer, doing birth announcements on Cameo. We move on to a BIG SPREAD on the nicest guy in the world, Guy Fieri (supposed to be pronounced Fiedi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Speaking of celebs, we discuss Hilary Duff talking about having her nine year old present for her homebirth and how this has become a "thing" out there (not her talking about it, but people are including their kids in home births). It's a quick hitter this week, but it's as powerful as ever! Also, there will be a Brian Holtzman bonus episode coming at'cha this week.

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0:00.0

Dish and only you

0:10.0

Yeah!

0:13.0

I was dating

0:16.0

I was so near

0:20.0

So I can tell you

0:24.0

How they both be here

0:28.0

It's a free package

0:30.0

So it's a fucking good deal

0:34.0

They call it a Danish

0:38.0

Danish and only you

0:43.0

Danish and only you

0:47.0

Danish and only you

0:51.0

Danish and only you

0:55.0

Danish and only you

0:59.0

Danish and only you

1:03.0

Danish and only you

1:11.0

Yeah, that's right

1:13.0

Went to school with a girl named Karma

1:15.0

Karma?

1:17.0

Yeah, that was her full name

1:19.0

First name, yeah, first

1:21.0

I think I talked about her in Boner City

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