Episode 295: Judge Raunchy
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2021
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
The episode kicks off with a quick plug for friends of the show, Eleanor J. Kerrigan and Brian Holtzman, who will be doing a gig in Reno in June. Then, there are a few listener emails regarding topics we discussed last week. After that, we discuss about a video that went viral that is a classic man vs. beast battle. In this case, it's a dude going toe-to-toe with a bobcat. That keeps us satiated for a while, but alas, we move on and talk about a judge in Bermuda who's as honest as they come. Danish brings up a famous youtuber who allegedly seriously injured his friend in some stunt. After that bad news, we needed to pick our spirits up. What better way than discussing a man going on a 400 mile run in a teddy bear costume? Danish briefly talks about a Hulu docuseries called Sasquatch. We close by going over the circus that was Jake Paul versus Ben Askren.
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| 0:00.0 | Dish and all the year |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:13.0 | I was dating |
| 0:16.0 | I was so near |
| 0:20.0 | So I can tell you |
| 0:24.0 | How they both be here |
| 0:28.0 | It's a prepackage |
| 0:30.0 | So it's a fucking good deal |
| 0:34.0 | They call it a gaitish |
| 0:38.0 | Gaitish and all the year |
| 0:42.0 | Gaitish and all the year |
| 0:47.0 | Gaitish and all the year |
| 0:51.0 | Gaitish and all the year |
| 0:55.0 | Gaitish and all the year |
| 1:05.0 | Gaitish and all the year |
| 1:11.0 | Ooh, yeah buddy |
| 1:15.0 | You know what? |
| 1:16.0 | I just spilled an entire cup of water on my fuck |
| 1:19.0 | Well, it's gonna be a long wet show I guess |
| 1:22.0 | Yeah, where'd you spill it on your lap |
| 1:24.0 | Just spill it right on the old tits |
| 1:26.0 | Got a little wet t-shirt contest going on over here in my place |
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