Episode #2940: Snakes On A Nick

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Returning champion Nick Jarin takes on the TBTL Summer Games again! How well does he know the secret lives of video game characters? We'll find out...and we'll find out why he has so many dang snake tattoos.
. . . Today's show is sponsored by Grove Collaborative. Visit Grove.co/tbtl to get a free $30 Mrs. Meyer's gift set with your first order.

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0:00.0	I know this is hard to hear, but we need to make some serious decisions about your mother's health.
0:06.0	Let's be honest, she is getting on in years.
0:09.0	Oh, snap.
0:11.0	Okay, I see how it is. I see how it is.
0:14.0	Well, your mama, so old, her last name is Asaurus.
0:19.0	Oh!
0:21.0	No, Mr. Lewis, it wasn't an insult.
0:24.0	I was just saying that your mother's condition is deteriorating because she's getting older.
0:29.0	Oh, see, that's cold, though. That's a cold word.
0:33.0	Okay, I see how it is.
0:35.0	Hey, your mama, so old, in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing.
0:41.0	Mr. Lewis, isn't an insult contest.
0:45.0	Not only is your mother elderly, but also her ability to walk is currently being affected by her weight.
0:51.0	Oh, see.
0:53.0	Okay, it just got real.
0:55.0	It's so cool.
1:00.0	We're going to have a bluegrass band playing 80s pop songs.
1:04.0	We're going to pass out sparklers to all the guests.
1:07.0	It's not fun.
1:09.0	Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever.
1:12.0	This guy's unbelievable.
1:13.0	He ran the old couple of pizza guy out of business.
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