Episode #2939: Shoe Me The Money
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2019
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
The TBTL Summer Games continue with Nick Jarin of the NW Nerd podcast! We test his claim of being the world's #1 "kicksologist" and celebrate a the anniversary of the most Gen-X soft drink of all time.
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| 0:00.0 | I have a brain tumor or Jesus Christ |
| 0:05.9 | How long have you known how long have I known? I don't have a brain tumor |
| 0:12.9 | I just I couldn't think of a reason to break up with you break up |
| 0:17.3 | Not with you sick like this. I'm gonna take care of you. No. No. No. Did you I said? I don't have a brain tumor |
| 0:22.0 | That's just the brain tumor talking. Oh my god. No, listen to me. I don't have a brain tumor |
| 0:28.4 | Shh go and rest your tumor. I'd kiss you goodbye, but I don't want to get brain cancer |
| 0:38.9 | My friend is a blackjack dealer and I was forearm. He has a tattoo of an ace and a jack |
| 0:44.2 | You see I'm a blackjack player. I'm my forearm. I'm gonna get a tattoo of a ten and a two |
| 0:51.5 | And then maybe later a king |
| 0:53.5 | It's like looking at a mirror only not one more bodily functions in the news this morning the next time you pass gas |
| 1:00.7 | Make sure no police are around. I don't like you because you're dangerous. Nice haircut. Did the band follow up? |
| 1:05.6 | I threw up on your head. Oh wait wait follow up. We're calm and they want their hair come back |
| 1:10.9 | Nailed it remember boys |
| 1:13.3 | No points for a second place |
| 1:16.1 | Oh |
| 1:22.1 | Oh my gosh here we go |
| 1:24.3 | Welcome to a brand spank and new edition of TBTL. This is the show |
| 1:29.3 | That's famously too beautiful to live my name is Andrew Walsh |
| 1:33.1 | I'm filling in today for the vacationing Luke Burbank with him out of the way |
| 1:37.3 | I think we're just gonna be 360 spins and slam dunk pointers |
| 1:41.8 | We are keeping our theme of TBTL summer games going this week though |
| 1:45.6 | Which is very exciting for me as you guys know. I love my quizzes. I love my games. I love playing them |
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