Episode 294 - Dick on The Honkening

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2022

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

The Honkening, Addidas sponsors a fat woman lying down, knock-off clothes for Valentine's Day, twenty years of soft weiners on HBO, antiwork and the jannies who ruined it, Batman guns for cops, a guy kills his dad, dating while blind, "it was fate" that you broke your foot, and some Patty C Cups stand-up; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I look a little red, but old and dead feel like it.
0:12.8	So I'm like, this is going to be the end of me, broken foot, I'm going to be like 67 and
0:18.2	break my leg or something, just say, fuck it, I'm out of here, just no, no chance I'm
0:24.7	dealing with this shit at that age, no possibility of bouncing back like, fuck, fuck this.
0:30.6	Everything fucking takes longer, doesn't heal as good, it's the degradation just over
0:36.5	the years is.
0:37.5	I'll be a criminal anyway by then, but just self-driving trucks will be wrecking into
0:42.4	each other all day on the road, it'll be illegal to talk about it, of course.
0:47.3	Sure.
0:48.3	Sure.
0:49.3	You won't be able to yell at computers.
0:50.8	Google just disappears.
0:51.8	Yeah.
0:52.8	Yeah, Google, you're gone.
0:53.8	Yeah.
0:54.8	I'll be using Google with a bunch of other white supremacists, where you have to, where
0:58.9	the tweet button is replaced with just the N word.
1:04.6	That's the alt-right platform.
1:06.4	Yeah, just, well, the N word without an E, just GR at the end.
1:12.2	Okay.
1:13.2	We're a freedom-loving speech platform, like, yeah, no, I got it, yeah, check it, I get
1:18.9	it.
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