Episode 293 - Dick on Missing Portugal

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Breaking my foot before Portugal, the worst Boomer wealth graph, Space Russia invades Space Ukraine, lesbian M&Ms, the right's abandoned spouse optics, bad advice for Valentine's Day, and Road Rage: 300 tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Wow.
0:01.0	It's good to see you.
0:02.0	Yeah.
0:03.0	You too.
0:04.0	Because I didn't want to be seeing you today.
0:06.0	Yeah.
0:07.0	I have a whole adventure planned out.
0:08.0	I know.
0:09.0	I know.
0:10.0	A whole adventure planned out.
0:11.0	Yeah.
0:12.0	I mean, is it too much to ask?
0:15.0	I got, I got done dirty yet again.
0:18.0	Well, depends what you did.
0:19.0	Check again.
0:20.0	I've been getting dude dirty for like probably 39 years.
0:25.5	And this is yet another done dirt out of 41.
0:28.5	What year was?
0:29.5	Did you not get dude dirty?
0:30.5	I don't know.
0:31.5	That year of Trump in 2019, 2016, 2016, I didn't have to eat your book.
0:39.5	I didn't have to eat my book.
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