This was me, Ryan Butterfield, six months ago before starting my diet plan.

But just look at me now. I feel like a new man, thanks to the Butterfield diet.

The results have been incredible.

Okay, here's your weekday plan. Breakfast, one conflict, toasted with low-fat

spread, lunch, small raw potato peeled, dinner, square of low-fat turkey breast, baked

bean in low-fat tomato sauce, then at the weekend it's time for a reward.

For 24 hours you can literally eat anything.

Pork cylinders, potato grids, artificial bacon, large max, sandwich casserole, chocolate

cloves, garlic pudding, fluffy ruffs, pasta pillows, bomb bomb bomb bomb,

McFortune cookies, discount foie gras, egg and ham slabs, during dinner minutes,

Keesha's Lorraine, the Butterfield diet plan. Order it exclusively online at

W, W, full stop, Butterfield diet, full stop, C-O-M, cold now.

Tonight is going to be fun.

You're probably thinking, how could it possibly be fun?

No one's thinking that. I gotta was. I was not.

Why are we laughing?

You're not the set on the imaginary readers show.

If you haven't heard of these young men, then you must be the wrong age because they're rockin'

roll specialties.

They just think that they can just get in our clueless when they don't even know the flavor.

Oh! That's a good one, Kayla.

Well, hello, good morning and welcome to a Wednesday edition of T.B.T.L.

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