No, I honestly don't know the man. Well, understandably Bob is pretty broken up by all of this and he asked me to ask you if

you'd be willing to

be a Paul Bear at Carl's funeral.

A Paul Bear at Carl's funeral?

I don't, um, I, you know, I have a platter that's it's quite an honor to be.

I knew he would say yes.

And, and normally I would, I, I, you know, but my back, I have, uh, I, I, I have back issues, honey.

You know, my back, the thing with my back.

Back. Oh, it's, it's terrible. And his arms are so weak.

Little muscles like coordinates.

Yeah, yeah, we're just talking about my back. It's weird, aren't we?

It's awful.

Back your life at the waterfront village with my friend, the zombie.

Jonathan, you're looking good. Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?

I like turtles. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.

Could one say that a book is nothing more than a painting of words, which are the notes on the tapestry of the greatest film ever sculpted.

One could say that, but should one.

Well, hello, good morning. And welcome to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It's like someone punching your brain, but in a weirdly satisfying way.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perchtop, Alabama Hill.

In Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, beautiful sunny morning here in the Bay City.

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